Dear Internet

Dear Internet. I'm sorry that I left you for the last... 8 months. But... I've fallen in love. The end.

For those of you slow on the uptake...

Yesterday was April Fools' Day. ;)

INTRODUCING BRONCO'S RODEO

Hey y'all. It's been a long time since I've updated the bloggity blogg. (The extra "g" is for GREAT). A lot has happened since I stopped updating like FOREVERS AGO. You see, brothers and sisters, I have seen the light.

And the light is BLUE!

I came to the realization that the greatest thing in the whole wide world (and probably multiple universes) is.... drumroll please.... BYU FOOTBALL!

Yeah, there was a time when I was like all anti-football, but I've come to realize that it is the greatest thing ever invented. Seriously, food takes a close second, lol. All it took was watching one game, and I was converted. I immediately grabbed all my stupid dumb baby nerd hobby stuff (anime/music/video games) and threw it in the TRASH!!!!1!!

I am so PUMPPED (the extra "P" is for PUMPED) for the football season to begin AKA my only real reason for living now. I am so glad that now I can finally go to church without worrying about who I cheer for, cuz now I'm on the Lord's team! YEAAAAH BOYIEEEEEE!!!

I'm pretty sure that BYU football is totes inspired, bro. Anyways, my blog is now gonna be called  "Bronco's Rodeo" because I'm freakin' all about Bronco now.

The intensity. He's totally receiving revelation now, I just KNOW IT

Not only is he the greatest flippin' Football coach ever, he's like my second father. I've never met the guy (except for in MY GREATEST DREAMS), but I don't even think I'm worthy to look at him IRL lol! I'd probably just faint because of happiness!!!! Also, just wanna give props to his totally radical name. I mean, Bronco is the coolest name. I'm naming all of my boys Bronco.

Call me Bronco

So yeah, when y'all are ready to quit being stupid dumb baby nerds, and you want to talk armchair coaching, stats, and general misogeny, keep it parked at BRONCO'S RODEO!

O Rise, all loyal Cougars and hurl your challenge to the foe.
You will fight, day or night, rain or snow.
Loyal, Strong, and True
Wear the White and Blue.
While we sing, get set to spring.
Come on Cougars, it's up to you!
CHORUS:
O Rise and Shout, the Cougars are out
Along the trail to fame and glory.
Rise and shout, our cheers will ring out,
As you unfold your vict'ry story.
On you go to vanquish the foe
For Alma Mater's sons and daughters.
As we join in song, in praise of you, our faith is strong.
We'll raise our colors high in the blue,
And cheer the Cougars of BYU.

FREAKIN' POETRY