For those of you slow on the uptake...

Yesterday was April Fools' Day. ;)

INTRODUCING BRONCO'S RODEO

Hey y'all. It's been a long time since I've updated the bloggity blogg. (The extra "g" is for GREAT). A lot has happened since I stopped updating like FOREVERS AGO. You see, brothers and sisters, I have seen the light.

And the light is BLUE!

I came to the realization that the greatest thing in the whole wide world (and probably multiple universes) is.... drumroll please.... BYU FOOTBALL!

Yeah, there was a time when I was like all anti-football, but I've come to realize that it is the greatest thing ever invented. Seriously, food takes a close second, lol. All it took was watching one game, and I was converted. I immediately grabbed all my stupid dumb baby nerd hobby stuff (anime/music/video games) and threw it in the TRASH!!!!1!!

I am so PUMPPED (the extra "P" is for PUMPED) for the football season to begin AKA my only real reason for living now. I am so glad that now I can finally go to church without worrying about who I cheer for, cuz now I'm on the Lord's team! YEAAAAH BOYIEEEEEE!!!

I'm pretty sure that BYU football is totes inspired, bro. Anyways, my blog is now gonna be called  "Bronco's Rodeo" because I'm freakin' all about Bronco now.

The intensity. He's totally receiving revelation now, I just KNOW IT

Not only is he the greatest flippin' Football coach ever, he's like my second father. I've never met the guy (except for in MY GREATEST DREAMS), but I don't even think I'm worthy to look at him IRL lol! I'd probably just faint because of happiness!!!! Also, just wanna give props to his totally radical name. I mean, Bronco is the coolest name. I'm naming all of my boys Bronco.

Call me Bronco

So yeah, when y'all are ready to quit being stupid dumb baby nerds, and you want to talk armchair coaching, stats, and general misogeny, keep it parked at BRONCO'S RODEO!

O Rise, all loyal Cougars and hurl your challenge to the foe.
You will fight, day or night, rain or snow.
Loyal, Strong, and True
Wear the White and Blue.
While we sing, get set to spring.
Come on Cougars, it's up to you!
CHORUS:
O Rise and Shout, the Cougars are out
Along the trail to fame and glory.
Rise and shout, our cheers will ring out,
As you unfold your vict'ry story.
On you go to vanquish the foe
For Alma Mater's sons and daughters.
As we join in song, in praise of you, our faith is strong.
We'll raise our colors high in the blue,
And cheer the Cougars of BYU.

FREAKIN' POETRY

Stupid Trolling Brain

Last night I had a few dreams. They were interesting, to say the least. My dreams usually are. This time, I was at a school function of some kind, but I wasn't actually a student there. Everyone was wearing a red polo shirt as the uniform top, with khaki pants (I think they were Khakis). Anyhow, as people were shuffling from class to class (this was more like a high school type-shindig), I noticed an old friend of mine, who is actually on her mission now. We'll call her Shelly. I was surprised to see her, and she me. Anyhow, suddenly two people showed up around Shelly, apparently oblivious to the fact that I was standing and talking to her. They began to be awful to her, calling her names and attempting to steal her backpack, likely to dump out its contents or whatever bullies do. She was almost in tears, so I stepped into the middle of the chaos and commanded them to leave her the heck alone. I grabbed one of the bully's faces and told them-- and I quote-- "If you mess with her again, I'm going to punch your teeth once for every tear you've made her cry."

So turns out I'm kind of a BAMF in my dreams. (I'm assuming BAMF means Battle Axe Master Fighter. Definitely.)

Then I had another dream. This time, I was playing some bizarre Mario game, and I was in this level that was only a screen wide. I had a P-Wing at the time, and I started flying. As I passed up in the clouds (this level was set at nighttime), I noticed that Mario could go behind some of them. Unfortunately, I exited the screen a little too quickly. It immediately played the level again, but this time I was Bowser. He could still fly, but his sprite was all corrupted when it was supposed to display the "flying" animation. Sure enough, flying behind the clouds led to a secret world. I knew because a Lakitu showed up with a fishing pole to take me to another world.

I felt pretty cool.

Then my alarm went off.

Because I was still somewhat in dreaming mode, I was hearing a radio show that was telling me that my alarm clock was malfunctioning and now going off in shorter intervals. So, because I couldn't tell the difference between dreaming and reality, I quickly hit the snooze button, believing that it would go off every five minutes instead of every ten. Then it was 6:27AM, and I needed to leave by 6:30 to make it to my class on time.

Stupid trolling brain.

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KLNAHRR: The Revenge!

Hello all! It's been a long time since I blogged. Truthfully, I have some material that I COULD publish, but I find myself either deciding not to because they are a tad too personal or that nobody would want to read it. (Both?) As it goes, a lot has happened to me since the last time I blogged, but I don't really want to give a recap; there's a lot of stuff there I don't want to remember. I've taken a few steps forward, but quite a few steps back. I think I know where I'm going, and I know I have a long way to go before becoming who I should be. Maybe I'll compose those thoughts and compile them here, who knows? In the mean time, let's give my bloggity-blargh a little love with some lyrics I wrote around 5 years ago... I'm not super happy with them; they could be a lot better (i.e. they could actually be structured in a way that would make lyrics POSSIBLE*). But I will present them to you here and now!**

PENCIL PERFECT

Here I am sketching down the

black and white fantasies and then

doodling the future 'bout us

erasing here and there

it's not getting anywhere

Do you even care?

Can't get the picture right

of you cryin' in the night

or us dancing in the light

More than I can bear

all the simple lines

of your long hair

it's all there

CHORUS

It's not quite right

I'll try again

the black, the grey, the white

a simple pen

Take your time

I'll take mine

I'm feeling just fine, just fine, just fine

I don't mind.

There you are. I don't know how

you're feeling 'bout my masterpiece

It's got it all--

winter, summer, spring and fall

What we plan to do

when it's said and done

we will have our laughs and have our fun

Should I erase it?

Should I just trace it?

Or misplace it?

CHORUS

It's turning out, well

not what I'd planned

what's there in my head's

not in my hand

I draw you laughing

can't hear you though

I draw us about to touch

like you don't know, don't know, don't know

Take it slow

BRIDGE

Can't quite recreate the past or

give an accurate pencil prediction

I'm working on a blank page

on our monochromatic stage

This picture's gonna take awhile

so don't ever ever stop your smile

CHORUS

Won't turn out perfect

it never will

that's just the curse of

the ink and quill

It's finally finished

it took some time

it's not perfect, but to me it's fine

just fine, just fine

This picture of us

all drawn by me

on top of mountains

or by the sea

is where we'll be, we'll be, we'll be

Pencil Perfect __________

(Note: when this song was written, it was written with two names in mind that ended in an "ee" sound and had three syllables. Knowledge is POWER)

* If anyone WANTS to make this song-able, feel free. It's not copyrighted or anything.

** Some lyrics were just too stupid to reproduce here.

Until next time!

The Ox in the Myre

This is actually a parody of the song "Cats in the Cradle" that I wrote while I was on my mission... I found it in my Mission Compendium notebook, and found it WAAAAAAAYYYY funnier than I remembered. And now I'm sharing it with you because I like you.

OX IN THE MYRE

Well my greenie arrived just the other day

fresh off the plane from the U.S.A.

he came up to me and he shook my hand

speaking so poorly I could not understand

and as we were unpacking, as I often do,

he said "I wanna be like you, yeah, you know I wanna be like you"

CHORUS

Oh the Ox in the Myre and the shiny shoes,

monkeys, alligators, President Arbizu*

when you're going home in 2010 (two thousand-ten)**

I'll probably never see you again

but I'll remember what a good time it's been

He sat down for study just the other day

opened the Scriptures n' said "Hey come on, let's pray!"

then I looked at him and I saw the time;

said, "When I'm done with this month's Ensign.

I gotta call the ZLs, and then when I'm through

I'll get to study with you. You know I'll get to studying with you."

REPEAT CHORUS

My greenie was training just the other day,

finally Senior Comp, so I had to say,

"Son, I'm proud of you, wanna tract for a while?"

He shook my hand and he said with a smile,

"Well my comp's got Dengue***, and I've got nothing to do,

so I can't do divisions with you. I can't do divisions with you."

CHORUS

Well I got my flight plans just the other day,

wanted to call my "kid" before I went away.

He said "I'd love to talk if I could find the time.

Me and my comp are drinking juice with lime (sorry about that rhyme.)

We don't have investigators, and all our plans just fell through,

so we've got nothin' to do. It's like when I was working with you."

We both laughed and I hung up the phone.

Just a few more hours and then boom! I'm home.

I had time to reflect on these past two years,

but that last phone call confirmed all my fears

and as I stepped off the plane it occurred to me

my greenie turned out just like me,

MY KID WAS JUST LIKE ME!

CHORUS

*President Arbizu was the name of my Mission President

**I wrote this in 2007, so 2010 seemed REALLY far away

***Dengue (dain-gay) is a disease transmitted by mosquitos that makes you feel like every bone in your body is broken. True story.

For YOU

Hey! Listen up. I'm talking to you. Yes, YOU. This post is for YOU. TODAY. NOW.

Do you know what you are? You are AWESOME. Seriously. Nobody can be you, nobody knows everything you're going through, and nobody is better at being you than you are. Regardless, sometimes people are gonna tell you that you can't do something, but you know what?! Their opinions are STUPID. 

Do you know why I know you're awesome?! I'll tell you! You are UNIQUE. You are ALIVE. You have the power to brighten someone's day, make someone laugh, or be there for someone else. You can be a friend TODAY to someone who needs you! 

Life may be tough for you, but people who have it easy are LAME. LAME! Life throws boulder-like trials at you, and you can pulverize them with a single punch, because you freaking RULE! If things seem impossible, and adversity grabs you by the lapels and gives you a knuckle sandwich, get up and shout, "Just who the (whatever you want to put here) do you think I am?!!" And return the favor! No one knocks you down without your permission. Kick, scream, and fight like heck!

It really isn't as bad as you think. You are in control. The things you prepared for yesterday are paying off today. The things you do today will help you out tomorrow. You have got to be the superhero who grits his/her teeth and says, "Bad things happen. I'm not going to let it get to me. I have too much to do to worry about some stupid insignificant thing that won't matter tomorrow." And then fly off into the sunset, fighting robots by shooting bald eagles out of your fists, because at that point you deserve to!

YOU are flawless.

YOU are special.

YOU are precious.

YOU are beautiful.

YOU are stronger than you realize.

YOU can catch 'em all.

YOURS is the drill that's gonna burst through the heavens!

YOUR hand glows with an awesome power... its burning grip tells you to grasp happiness!

YOU. ARE. AWESOME.
Now spread the love! 

Thank you, Nedroid, for being the best.

Falling Slowly

So the Tony Awards were on last night. They always seem to sneak up on me year after year. I always read up on who won, and what's new on Broadway, thanks to them. This year the winner (by a landslide) was a musical called "Once". Now, I've been burned by Tony Award winners before. I wasn't too fond of Billy Elliot, or Spring Awakening... but I always listen to the winners' soundtracks to see what all the fuss is about.

You guys ever have that moment where you find a song that conveys exactly what you are going through in some particular moment in life? This is what happened to me when I discovered the hit song of the soundtrack, "Falling Slowly." Granted, this song isn't exactly new; it's been covered by Kris Allen and was first performed in the movie the show is based on... But it's new for me, and this performance is by far my favorite. It is absolutely beautiful.

Here are the lyrics.

I don't know you 
But I want you 
All the more for that 


Words fall through me 
And always fool me 
And I can't react 

And games that never amount 
To more than they're meant 
Will play themselves out 

Take this sinking boat and point it home 
We've still got time 
Raise your hopeful voice you have a choice 
You've made it known 

Falling slowly, eyes that know me 
And I can't go back 


Moods that take me and erase me 
And I'm painted black 


You have suffered enough 
And warred with yourself 
It's time that you won 

Take this sinking boat and point it home 
We've still got time 
Raise your hopeful voice you had a choice 
You've made it known 

Take this sinking boat and point it home 
We've still got time 
Raise your hopeful voice you have a choice 
You've made it known 


Falling slowly sing your melody 
I'll sing along


Take it all

I played the cards too late

Now it's gone